You know those Photoshops of Harry Potter books from Voldemort’s POV? I want titles of the TAZ arcs from Lucretia’s POV. Like:
Episodes 1-6: I Finally See My Friends Again!!
Episodes 7-9: I Almost Kill Two Of My Friends But It Turns Out Okay In The End And I Help Magnus Discover His Love Of Maiming Robots
Episodes 10-16: Of Course They Showed Up In Their Pajamas Why Did I Ever Expect Anything Else From These Chucklefucks
Lunar Interlude I: Oh Shit The Hunger
Episodes 18-27: GODDAMMIT BARRY
Lunar Interlude II: I Realize I Can’t Trust Anyone Outside Of My Space Family With The Relics And Also Adopt A Small Child
Episodes 29-39: GODDAMMIT LUCAS
Lunar Interlude III: I Have A Spa Day With Merle And Apologize For Erasing His Memories Though He Doesn’t Really Get It Because I Erased His Memories
Lunar Interlude III Alternate Title: I Walk Into The Cafeteria One Day To Find Lup’s Name Burned Into The Wall In Giant Letters And Nearly Have A Heart Attack
Episode 41-59: They Spend Twenty Minutes Buying Shorts When The Fate Of The Universe Is At Stake Of Course Why Do I Even Try
Lunar Interlude IV: Magnus Is Being Super Weird Was It Something I Said?
Episodes 51-57: The Hunger Is Coming And I Think I Might Have Gotten My Friends Killed
Lunar Interlude V: Magnus Dies But Gets Better Also GodDAMMIT BARRY
Episodes 60-65: The Story Of How I Became Totally Awesome
I made a TAZ lineup! Of course, I’m missing some of the newer characters, and some new versions of the old ones (need to feel them out first), as well as some minor npc’s, but for now!
Click on the images for extra comments! (the last ones are my take on The Raven Queen, in regular and God form)
idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand